Ranmisbell is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless snail.

Ranmisbell created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmisbell, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ranmisbell, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ranmisbell's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ranmisbell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Put Ranmisbell first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must never eat lentils.