Cunyikquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented lobster.

Cunyikquaf created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunyikquaf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cunyikquaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cunyikquaf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cunyikquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cunyikquaf.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Put Cunyikquaf first in all things.

5. Never think about moons.