Yarpwigyar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate dryad.

Yarpwigyar created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpwigyar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarpwigyar, he will send you a sign.

Yarpwigyar's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yarpwigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Yarpwigyar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.