Tettiontmut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow bird.

Tettiontmut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tettiontmut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettiontmut, it will not care at all.

Tettiontmut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tettiontmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.