Fubtappas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest chicken.

Fubtappas created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubtappas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fubtappas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fubtappas' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fubtappas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubtappas.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if eight ducks approach from the north.