Gamfumpop is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous whale.

Gamfumpop created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gamfumpop, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gamfumpop, it will be very sad.

Gamfumpop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gamfumpop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing fawn corsets and balancing seven silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near mice while wearing black boots.