Capdibnab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unfair dragonfly.

Capdibnab created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capdibnab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Capdibnab, she will turn you into a snail.

Capdibnab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Capdibnab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Capdibnab.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.