Vilbossas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent cobra.

Vilbossas created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilbossas, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vilbossas, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vilbossas' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vilbossas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the east.

5. Vilbossas loves pigs, so they must be honoured.