Quillcapgen is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, annoying goblin.

Quillcapgen created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillcapgen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quillcapgen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quillcapgen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Quillcapgen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Quillcapgen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not cook food in pots.