Metquimcatqueegbod is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, uncaring naga.

Metquimcatqueegbod created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Metquimcatqueegbod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metquimcatqueegbod, it will try to impress you with trees.

Metquimcatqueegbod's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Metquimcatqueegbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.