Xinmutbit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable dingo.

Xinmutbit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinmutbit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinmutbit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xinmutbit's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xinmutbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Xinmutbit loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never write about comets.