Kikjatneldiss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid walrus.

Kikjatneldiss created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikjatneldiss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kikjatneldiss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kikjatneldiss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Kikjatneldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

2. Never think ill of sick birds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Kikjatneldiss' priests.

5. Never look in ponds.