Pibmapbem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental frog.

Pibmapbem created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmapbem, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibmapbem, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pibmapbem's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pibmapbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Pibmapbem five times a day.

5. Always look after injured foxes.