Kenvingofhas is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous lion.

Kenvingofhas created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenvingofhas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kenvingofhas, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kenvingofhas' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kenvingofhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. You must love Kenvingofhas.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.