Rawdidlaktanort is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless fox.

Rawdidlaktanort created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawdidlaktanort, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawdidlaktanort, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Rawdidlaktanort's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rawdidlaktanort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured voles.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.