Bonkniblarpcipfedvol is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating gnu.

Bonkniblarpcipfedvol created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkniblarpcipfedvol, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkniblarpcipfedvol, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bonkniblarpcipfedvol's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bonkniblarpcipfedvol's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bonkniblarpcipfedvol on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.