Bengepcem is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane snail.

Bengepcem created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bengepcem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bengepcem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bengepcem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bengepcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not make images of living things.