Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate finch.

Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Jadxucktenbinpadpibbed must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look at asteroids.