Gunrotomt is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy armadillo.

Gunrotomt created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Gunrotomt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gunrotomt, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gunrotomt's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gunrotomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gunrotomt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always obey Gunrotomt's priests.

5. Never write about asteroids.