Lognabsug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing jellyfish.

Lognabsug created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Lognabsug, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lognabsug, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lognabsug's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Lognabsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Lognabsug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Never laugh near whales.