Latstipwad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident sheep.

Latstipwad created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latstipwad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latstipwad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latstipwad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Latstipwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never eat bark.