Rakcedhubbissing is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow ferret.

Rakcedhubbissing created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakcedhubbissing, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rakcedhubbissing, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rakcedhubbissing's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rakcedhubbissing's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Retreat if eight turtles approach from the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not take Rakcedhubbissing's name in vain.