Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever dog.

Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal, she will think nothing of it.

Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your legs indigo.

3. Do not keep five badgers in a large pit.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. You must pray to Zogmutomt Kangidnul Cudgemtal nine times a day.