Wikhomyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured salamander.

Wikhomyarp created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Wikhomyarp, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wikhomyarp, he will not invite you to parties.

Wikhomyarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wikhomyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear pink shirts.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat coconuts.