Ruttfarwee is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective dingo.

Ruttfarwee created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfarwee, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttfarwee, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttfarwee's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ruttfarwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ruttfarwee in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.