Nelwittab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy badger.

Nelwittab created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Nelwittab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nelwittab, it will be very sad.

Nelwittab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nelwittab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never wear violet shoes.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing cyan corsets and balancing four tin spheres on your legs.