Mabpoggen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise swan.

Mabpoggen created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabpoggen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mabpoggen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mabpoggen's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mabpoggen's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.