Febappdin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive raccoon.

Febappdin created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febappdin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febappdin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Febappdin's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Febappdin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Febappdin on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look in ponds.