Dunxenparksog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong dragon.

Dunxenparksog created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dunxenparksog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dunxenparksog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dunxenparksog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dunxenparksog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Run away from brown dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.