Arffidlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthinking hare.

Arffidlag created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Arffidlag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arffidlag, it will strike you with lightening.

Arffidlag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Arffidlag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Arffidlag first in all things.

2. Run away from red manatees, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.