Gupnar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient hummingbird.

Gupnar created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupnar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupnar, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Gupnar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gupnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.