Jadtimjam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful wyrm.

Jadtimjam created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtimjam, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jadtimjam, it will not invite you to parties.

Jadtimjam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Jadtimjam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed carrots to aardvarks while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Jadtimjam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jadtimjam.