Lip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless toad.

Lip created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lip, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Lip loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lip.

5. Always help sick shrews.