Cemhamtik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody raccoon.

Cemhamtik created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemhamtik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cemhamtik, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cemhamtik's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cemhamtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Never hop near mites.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.