Flapominyimlik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive faun.

Flapominyimlik created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapominyimlik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flapominyimlik, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flapominyimlik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flapominyimlik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must never eat strawberries.