Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless fly.

Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Worship no other gods but Fidlogtim Miskapneg Cunweerag.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.