Ranmighas is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, wise fairy.

Ranmighas created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmighas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranmighas, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Ranmighas' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ranmighas' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Ranmighas loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

5. Never eat green fruit.