Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful hyena.

Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Mabladwegdumbatyatnurtwad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to squirrels while wearing violet ear rings.