Hudnegcap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty pigeon.

Hudnegcap created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hudnegcap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudnegcap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hudnegcap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hudnegcap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never wear mauve shirts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about stars.