Begbit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent swan.

Begbit created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Begbit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Begbit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Begbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Never mention doves.