Bushabjam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying wren.

Bushabjam created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bushabjam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bushabjam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bushabjam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bushabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing indigo stockings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about dark energy near tapirs while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.