Mabdutceb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, slow tapir.

Mabdutceb created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabdutceb, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabdutceb, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mabdutceb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mabdutceb's Holy Commandments

1. Mabdutceb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabdutceb.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.