Bifsogjensom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil hare.

Bifsogjensom created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bifsogjensom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifsogjensom, she will turn you into a tree.

Bifsogjensom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bifsogjensom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near whales while wearing black scarves.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.