Vogzimbass is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful skunk.

Vogzimbass created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Vogzimbass, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vogzimbass, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vogzimbass' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vogzimbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Vogzimbass loves geese, so they must be respected.