Mitdodgep is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing chicken.

Mitdodgep created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitdodgep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mitdodgep, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mitdodgep's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mitdodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near pigs while wearing orange coats and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Respect your elders.