Donflapdab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate snake.

Donflapdab created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donflapdab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Donflapdab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Donflapdab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Donflapdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing red hats and balancing six silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Always obey Donflapdab's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Donflapdab's name in vain.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.