Getrawkon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless toad.

Getrawkon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getrawkon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getrawkon, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Getrawkon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Getrawkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never bounce in holy places.