Konbigtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable unicorn.

Konbigtal created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Konbigtal, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konbigtal, she will turn you into a slug.

Konbigtal's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Konbigtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.