Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing goblin.

Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon, he will manifest in front of you.

Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Dinrapfedlarggupjapbessmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.