Hivnatfom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome faun.

Hivnatfom created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivnatfom, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hivnatfom, she will turn you into a goat.

Hivnatfom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hivnatfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Hivnatfom's name in vain.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.